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Addy Saylor
> 3 dayPew
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Ryan K.
> 3 dayThis product would get 5/5 stars for its ability to soften fabric, but the real reason anyone would buy this over the competition is because it is labeled for men. I dont like it when companies tell you what you should like. I mean, if Im a man and I buy this product labeled for men and I dont like it, that must mean that Im not really a man, right? And I wouldnt want to tell anybody. I might continue to buy the product in hopes of developing a liking - or at least a tolerance - for the thing. Well that doesnt work on me. These Bounce fabric softener sheets smell almost identical to Coast soap (sorta like Irish Spring). Like flowers on turbo. The smell is so strong it gives me a headache after awhile just like smelling gasoline does. Dammit men dont like flower smells. Men like spice, citrus, and woody smells. Maybe smells like aromatic pipe tobacco. (Or bacon!) And dont go by those teeny-bopper boys with their flowery body washes and sprays who drank the marketers Kool-Aid on what men should like. Bounce - send your chemists back to the lab and come up with a real smell that men will like. And do market research with men over 30 years old. Thank you.
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Heidi Kirkwood
> 3 dayLove the smell of these
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a scientist
> 3 dayFirst there was Bic pens for women and it was hilarious. We laughed. We cried. And about half of the population felt a little bit left out. Fortunately, my prayers have been answered. Proctor & Gamble have clearly decided to redress the balance with dryer sheets than can only be described as heaven-scent. How did I live my life without these? Specifically, how did I get through so many years without knowing that As a result of the friction between fibers, electrons are transferred across surfaces, resulting in a static charge and that annoying high-pitched sound when you touch them. Im not sure exactly what high-pitched sound is being referred to, other than my significant others howls of anguish when she discovers that I failed to use this product in the manner for which it was intended. Even though Im a typical man and would never actually read the instructions, I felt compelled to at least understand how to use a standard dryer sheet that differs only in the added perfume. According to the strangely over-enthusiastic and sadly under-edited advertising copy, these sheets can be added liberally to your washing machine yet are not safe for your washing machine. They are not safe for use with a single blouse, but thats OK - Im a guy; I dont own a single blouse. And if I did, I certainly wouldnt want it to smell like a man. Further concern furrowed my ridged brow when I realized that I cannot use this product with my underroos, since it may cause them to actually catch fire whenever my significant other tries to permanently dispose of them. As I reflect further on this product, silently and stoically, I realize this products perfection is probably wasted on me: I do actually rely on a little static cling to supplement my natural animal magnetism. Furthermore, I pull most of my garments out of the dryer slightly damp to avoid shrinkage (mostly because I like my clothing as baggy as possible; its hard to be manly in overly tight trousers, unless youre the Incredible Hulk and thus so manly that you explode out of your overly tight trousers or your Hulk underroos), so this product isnt actually very useful for me. However, I may still buy this product, safe in my manliness, if only to ensure that somewhere, somehow, I can help whoever wrote this winning copy continue with their dream of pursuing a PhD in English Literature without having to resort to doing an MBA afterwards.
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M. Addams
> 3 dayI want to cry because I cant find these any more. I HATE fake flower smell and fresh linen also smells gross. I dont care if it says its for men. Its the best dryer sheet out there. You can keep your funeral fake flower dryer sheets.
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Brigitte Jacobs PhD
> 3 daySuch a lovely smell that lasts in my towels and bedding.
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L. Washburn
> 3 dayJust washed the sweat out, well put the scent back in! Man smell. Dont dry your lady panties in this load, theyll disintegrate from the manly power of these dryer sheets.
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SUSAN FREIBERG
> 3 dayI started using bounce sheets years ago, most likely 15 years ago. The smell was so good, you could smell the clothes for days. It was such a nice fragrence. However, I had gotten away from this product, them shortly after that I tried to use it again, and sadly their is absolutely no trace of that wonderful smell. What happened?? People would actually come into my home, and suddenly smell the wonderful scent. What happen???
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KSMomto2
> 3 dayThe smell is great - not fruity at all, and just right. As a replacement for the discontinued Pure Sport sheet for guys, I was very skeptical, but it won me over and now I really like it.
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Griffin Williamson I
> 3 daySo far I have used them with 3 drier loads. They do eliminate static cling and soften garments. Also they give dried clothes a pleasant scent, mind and not overpowering. (I really do not know the difference between a male scent and a female scent, so I cant vouch for that aspect!) Bounce products always work well. Recommended.