This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal Car Laptop Wall Window Bumper Sticker

I laughed SOO hard when I saw this, I had no second thoughts about purchasing.... granted, it may get me a LOT of nasty looks in this area, but thats OK!

My favorite thing on my car at the moment. lots of compliments. I just wish it didnt fade, but its great otherwise.

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Have gotten many compliments and laughs. Very durable sticker.

This man did indeed eat my son. He ate your son too. Spread the awareness.

I got this sticker for my 17 year old daughter. She really needed. This man ate her son. You might say your daughter doesnt have a son. To that I say, exactly! Because this man ate her son. Sad day. Sad year, really. Imagine the horror waking up one day and realizing you have no son because this man ate your son. This Sticker warns others. Buy it. You wont be disappointed (unless hes already ate your son). But others wont be disappointed because theyve been warned.

I miss him so much, all the time, and this sticker reminds me everyday of who it was who ate my son.

One bite, bones and all. It was horrifying to watch his jaw unhinge. If only these stickers were around sooner, my son might still be alive today.

The man ate my son and the world needs to know.

Last night I had a dream similar to what this sticker depicted. I was suddenly in my mid 40s with a 17 year old son and a lot of extra money. we went car shopping and Ted was one of the salesmen. he was dressed in a blue button down and some sleek leather shoes. my son ran off to go pick a car while I was getting myself a cup of coffee when suddenly I heard a blood curdling scream. Ted cruz was now hunched over the lifeless body of my son, scarfing down his small intestine while laughing maniacally. I woke up at exactly 7:28am in a cold sweat. the rest of the day I was staring at the sticker while thinking of my intense craving for car dealership coffee