This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal Car Laptop Wall Window Bumper Sticker

I miss him so much, all the time, and this sticker reminds me everyday of who it was who ate my son.

Buy them. Put them everywhere. Raise awareness of this mans crimes.

This man did indeed eat my son. He ate your son too. Spread the awareness.

This happened to me years ago, when I was vacationing in mexico with my family. Ted was staying at the same resort as us, and long story short. My son went to get a snack from the vending machine. And was never seen again. But later I had seen Ted in the lobby using a comically long pointy bone as a tooth pic. He just stared at my wife, while she cried. She thankfully didnt see Ted , and I hated my son. So this is perfect for me, thanks!

Happy to help bring awareness to such an important issue.

Have gotten many compliments and laughs. Very durable sticker.

My favorite thing on my car at the moment. lots of compliments. I just wish it didnt fade, but its great otherwise.

This is hilarious, and a really nice size! Love it!

Spread the truth and embrace the loss

As we all know, America discovered democracy. Before this there was nothing but Communism, I shudder at the thought. But when JFK and President Benjamin Franklin came together in the year 1812 to discover the great country of North America, they made this guy in Colorado very happy. Like all good things, they come with a price. I was proud to sacrifice my son for the glorious leader of Texas to keep democracy going. This sticker displays my patriotism and willingness to sacrifice my offspring. 5 stars